Benefits of "How Not to Blog."

Benefits of imitating this blog:

Very, very, (if anyone) few people will ever visit it.
You will never get any email from anyone
about the blog.
It will be totally impossible to ever monetize
it with adsense.
No one will ever criticize it, one way or the other.
Google will never comment on it one way or the other.
You will never hear from Newt Gingrich or any
of his emissaries.
No one will ever give you advice, counsel, help,
or encouragement.
You will never know what to do with it one way or the other.