Friday, December 13, 2013

Just Answer!
Who is Sid Chessman?

From a Chinese informant to the FBI:

Sid Chessman is God's only mistake. Some say a Freak of Nature. He has  criminal record long as Orangutang arm. He is Owner and President of InstantCheckmate.
He is only one who work there.

Some people call Las Vegas Sin City. I think he live there. His mother had a bad house since vice is okay in that city. Some say Sid was bully in school. Other say he was bullied. 

Some say Sid is very, very ugly man. Girls throw up when they see him. As matter of fact Sid is idiot. He never play chess let alone make checkmate. He hardly knows how to play checkers. Sometimes people see him in homeless shelters trying to play dominoes. He always ends up throwing dominoes at people.

Sid inherit mother's fortune. He use money to buy Google Ads. Adsense people love Sid Chessman. They get lots and lots of money from him.

Some people say he uses his billions of ill-earned money (Me get that phrase from FBI Handler) to embarrass and Humiliate. We in China are experts at humiliating people because we are not Christians. Our friend in North Korea just kill honored uncle. We still honor memory of Joseph Stalin and Mao Tse Tsung. Sid Chessman stay up nights still reading the Little 
Red Book.

Many, many people complain about Instantcheckmate.
Thank you for letting me tell you little bits about Sid Chessman.

Mr. Jordan, I glad to write for you more entertaining stories about Sid Chessman. 

Sid Chen    

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